10 Pleasant Surprises in Bangkok

1. Boat Taxis. Bangkok is known as Venice of the East. Amidst the temples and markets are many canals, or khlongs as they are known in Thai. Some of these khlongs are served by boat taxis, which will take you from point A to point B far quicker than any other mode of transportation. The fare is only a few cents and passengers are almost entirely composed of locals.
 
The boat pulls up to the pier, flush against a row of old tires for cushion. We step inside the boat and find a seat near the back on a wooden bench. Before leaving, a man comes around and collects the fare of 14 baht, although sometimes he does this after the boat has launched. He walks around the edge of the boat, hanging onto the ropes as he collects the money. When we take off, the boat sputters and has a hard time moving and the smell of exhaust hovers around the back. The waters on the canal are choppy from the wake of passing vessels. A tarp is pulled up at the sides to shield the splash.
 
The ride gives you a peak at the living quarters of Bangkok homes, as many back walls face the canal. You can see ladies hanging laundry or men smoking a cigarette.
 

2. Monitor Lizards. I was surprised at how many of these we saw. We found them in parks and next to rivers or canals. They are huge lizards, usually over two feet long. They crawl onto the sidewalk, into the water, and over grass. They are similar in appearance to the kimodo dragon.
 

3. Street Food. In many ways, you can't call street food in Bangkok a “surprise.” But I include it here because it surpassed all expectations. Eating street food in Thailand's capital is like feasting at a never-ending buffet. Aside from the plethora of choices at a market, there are plenty of soloist vendors working from a cart, or a hole-in-the-wall that might be a beef noodle kitchen or the “front porch” of their apartment.
 
When someone asks my favorite food, or what it tasted like, I find it difficult to ascertain. That's because I rarely tried the same dish twice. The selection of food you will find is overwhelming, from curry and kebab, to purple rice in banana leaves and ice cream on a bun. It is something you can't appreciate until you've tried it in person. There's nothing like eating a piping-hot bowl of fish ball soup at an outdoor stall on a steamy-hot Bangkok night!
 

4. Canal View. Our first night in Bangkok, we stayed at a hotel near a canal. When I booked it, I chose the less-expensive room (being the cheap-skate I am) that didn't offer a view of the canal. But when we checked in, our room wasn't available yet, so they allowed us to spend a night in one of their deluxe rooms on the third floor next to the canal. Our view the next morning was exceptional! The rising sun gleamed across the water and over the bridge, and we could see the vendors setting up market across the canal and could smell fresh fish and garlic.
 

5. The Unknown Temple. Bangkok is a Buddhist's paradise. Temples abound everywhere. The name for “temple” in Thai is wat. Around the city there are many must-see places of worship—Wat Pho, Wat Saket, Wat Traimit, Wat Phra Kaeo just to name a few. But for me, it is most exciting to walk on the grounds of a temple that goes unnoticed to the general visitor. A temple that is solely used as a place of worship.
 
One such example came one evening on the Thornburi side of the Chao Phraya River, after we had visited Wat Arun. While wandering through backstreets, we came across a temple and adjoining buildings with immaculate white walls. I coaxed Jenelle into letting me explore a little deeper and found a group of teenaged monks loitering around a set of stairs, this being their monastery or living-quarters. We observed for a couple minutes, but then left, not wanting to intrude.
 

6. 7-Eleven. Who would have thought that a convenience store would be a “pleasant surprise?” But after experiencing Thailand's sweltering heat, we quickly learned that 7-Eleven had by far the best air conditioning. They say Thailand has three seasons: hot, hotter and hottest. Walking into the store is like walking into a refrigerator. Anytime we found a 7-Eleven we would walk inside to cool off, as well as to buy an interesting bite of food.
 

7. River Walk Pier. One evening, after wandering through the flower market, we came across a series of store-fronts on the bank of the Chao Phraya River. Known as the River Walk Pier, this was a very relaxing place to spend an hour. The cool breeze was very refreshing. We admired the reflecting lights in the river and the illuminated pagodas and temple of Wat Arun on the far bank. For forty minutes we watched the boats on the river, especially the cruise boats with a full load of tourists, live band and buffet. It sounded like a party every time one passed.
 

8. The Smell of Engine Grease. I knew our last hotel was off the beaten track. I chose it because of the seventh-story view of the Chao Phraya River, which proved to be worth it. But the narrow web of roads leading to the hotel revealed a different side of Bangkok than that printed on the brochures. It distinctly smelled like grease. They sell second-hand car parts here. Walking down the street you will find heaps of metal, including engines and mufflers that belong to anything from cars to mopeds. It's like having the junkyard as close and convenient as the grocery store. Sometimes a couple men would be tending the heap, sitting next to it on a chair, smoking cigarettes and chatting. Any foreigner who walked past would get a look of suspicion. I liked this because it meant we were off the well-worn path trod by tourists.
 

9. Massage in the Park. We were minding our own business in Lumphini Park, watching a monitor lizard crawl in and out of the water, and relishing the skyline of Bankok when a cute old man approached us and offered to give a massage. He claimed he was a trainer of Muay Thai, the Thai national sport that is similar to kickboxing. This guy was very nice and reminded us of a grandfather.
 
He had us sit on a block and would tweak the nerves at our armpits and elbows, and dig his elbow into our shoulder blades. As he tweaked the nerves in our arms, he would have us hold one out straight while he said, “Good . . . good . . . good . . . not good.” Then he would adjust. He seemed to know what he was doing. He also rubbed tiger balm on our temples and neck. In the end I gave him 200 baht. I don't know if he expected payment or not, but I was glad to give it.
 

10. The Ganesha Shrine. The wide sun was just about to set through the thick smog of Bangkok when we exited to the street from Central World Mall, a gigantic shopping complex seven stories tall. The last thing I expected to see was a large ornate shrine next to the street. I counted two large and five small altarpieces with offerings of flowers and fruit in front of them and incense floating in the air.
 
One of the idols struck my attention, as I noticed it wasn't the usual Buddha statue, but an elephant-like being. I learned that it was Ganesha, one of the most worshiped deities in the Hindu pantheon, who has an elephantine countenance with a pot-belly and four arms. As we stopped to watch, we noticed both men and women taking time to pray or give offerings to “The Lord of Success.” It is believed that worshiping Ganesha can help conquer emotions, destroy evil and remove obstacles.
 
Bonus. I can't sign off without writing of our most pleasant surprise. On our first day in Bangkok, while still in the airport, I lost my credit card! For the rest of trip we worried about someone getting a hold of it and going on a shopping spree. Without an international SIM card, we weren't able to call the credit card company. But as we monitored our account online, day after day, it was never compromised. Whoever found our card was an honest person! ♠